It’s ali-i-i-i-i-i-i-ive.

(Alive in a creepy horror movie way, I hasten to add. Not in the legal sense. This fetus is pro-choice. Although it’s also a five-month fetus, and abortions at five months are pretty darned rare. But I sure as hell don’t think there should be any laws about them, because no one should be forced to do stuff with their body that they don’t want to do. And also because I’m not a f*cking asshole. Hope that clears things up.)